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• 00:45 @Pawelotti I hate to say it, but that is just bad science. 100% of the 20 men they asked looked at porn. They need 2 expand the survey scope
• 01:01 Had an unexpectedly productive night at home. Managed to put up Xmas decorations in between loads of laundry, Shizzle walking, + dishes too!
• 01:05 @buckofive Sad part is even with my big domestic output, there is always more left to do to prep for my friends from the USA visiting.
• 13:20 Awesome! I just checked in at venue with an augmented reality browser. #Layar has added a #Foursquare layer which displays locations nearby
• 13:32 @russ_maloney Corn might be God, but doesn't have the same ring to it. Like in prison lingo "I'm gonna godhole that snitch in the shower."
• 14:06 @marlooz Accoridng to Dennis Leary "NyQuil. Capital N little Y big effing Q! I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry effing Xmas."
• 15:09 @PixieMeat_foto I'm pretty sure the answer is SUBTEXT but that is not the first thing that came to mind. LOL bit.ly/6g7v6e
• 15:12 @jennalee Not a lot was spent the asked all of 20 whole people. Wow, 100% or 20 men look at porn. Pretty sure the stats would be same w 2000
• 15:22 How can I hack my Xbox to think I'm in the UK so I can play in GAME for Good? Donating up to £250,000 to War Child: bit.ly/8qtsNp
• 15:24 @davidgerzof I hate it when ignorance reigns supreme and people don't listen to IT director s no understand the technology involved.
• 15:26 @grantvoss Did you check in on #foursquare at the White House? I wonder who is the mayor there...
• 15:30 @grantvoss @jennalee Sadly Barak Obama is not Mayor of The White House!. The honor goes to #foursquare user Glen O. bit.ly/7DOBAH
• 16:18 Last night in my domestic frenzy I managed to refill my Cholula bottle from the half gallon megajug. Yes, I have a half gallon of hot sauce!
• 16:25 @LaKuit Looks like the link to your shop site is broken. Might want to have a look at that ASAP.
• 16:32 @AncillaTilia Even if it did exist, why would you want "perfect?" The unique differences are what brings character to anything.
• 16: 52 @MoLo_ Quit playing with yourself. I mean quit playing #foursquare with yourself. Carry right on treating your body like an amusement park.
• 16:54 Is anyone interested in the idea of spending a day at my house playing with an adorable doggie and waiting for a laser to be delivered?
• 16:57 @GracePerry I love hot sauces of all sorts, but Cholula is my fiery favorite I love that saucy chica. I have to import it myself to NL,
• 17:00 @JoeBaguley Sadly, it's attached to a sea bass. But at least the sea bass is ill-tempered. I would be too with a 5kg laser on my back.
• 17:08 @LaKuit Thanks for the offer, but I need someone to be at my place when the laser shows up. Too late to reroute it.
• 17:10 @Scandalous The guys in the office are all curious as to why I was turning my head sideways. After a peek, they all think that pic is HAWT!
• 17:14 @askfrasco Time to get BUSY with some Business time! bit.ly/7yf67K
• 17:20 @ChadSavage If you DM me your address I can invite you. I have another batch of invites available.
• 17:25 @gjkooijman Color me #Red with jealousy! I love beer tastings and would do it for free. Nice job getting paid for it.
• 17:28 @ChadSavage Invite is on it's way. It usually takes 24+ hours or so to go through. Enjoy the Wave!
• 18:46 I just became the mayor of House of Ross on @foursquare! bit.ly/8Hshyq
• 19:1 2 @jsonego I had something similar once except it was blackjack in Vegas and the person Minnesota was Dennis "The Worm" Rodman.
• 19:43 Schuim is bangus. Very cozy atmosphere tonight with cool tunes and cute girls.

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• 14:42 Been a somewhat depressing day so far; grim weather outside, a big letdown phone call, and to top it off I was ousted twice on #foursquare!
• 14:46 So a little retail therapy is in order. Just ordered a new landline/Skype phone and major upgrade to my internet/HDTV/phone service.
• 14:52 Now it's just a waiting game new fiber connections in my hood mean HDTV, unlimited local calls and 120Mbps download and 10Mbps upload speed!
• 15:02 @Spainkiller I agree, but according to @FakeAPStylebook you should consider changing A-fucking-men as it suggests sex with the first letter.
• 15:46 @Spainkiller Pro tip: Kinky grammarians prefer fornicating with the letter B as it has twice as many holes to fill. ; )
• 15:52 Dear Santa, can you please bring me an Atomic Force Microscope at Xmas? I promise to send pics of pentacene: bit.ly/4DhzMJ #nerdporn
• 17:18 @MoLo_ I was really expecting more of a Bloody Mary photo when you said "Absolut Breakfast" Those deserve a toast of a different kind.
• 17:44 Strange as this might sound, this is the second time I have had to call #Xbox customer support, and the second time I have been impressed!
• 20:27 @gabemac Hey Gabe, I'm a advanced #Android user & love to test beta software, both professionally & personally. Love to help out if I can.

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• 00:05 @AncillaTilia I thought the same thing about her, except 4 her bad ink. It was so bad I focused on her tattoo instead of her décolletage...
• 10:12 Does Wave = flashing 12:00 now? RT @JasonWinder: "Google Wave lets young people know what old people feel like when they use the Internet."
• 10:44 @ChicLeGeek Happy Birthday! PS change your tweets to red or maybe add a twibbon to your avatar to show support for World AIDS Day.
• 10:45 Support Unite for World AIDS Day, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - bit.ly/3XQr35
• 10:58 @AncillaTilia Red hair is a great way to show support for World AIDS Day. Unite for Childred & Unite against AIDS! bit.ly/77lRH5
• 12:23 My coworker keeps tweeting pics of his ski holiday which really doesn't increase my office productivity when all I'm thinking about is snow.
• 12:51 Trying my luck with an unattended SQL 2008 install while I head out for a bite to eat at lunch. Bets on if it finishes before I get back?
• 14:34 @MaaikeFx Wait are you pissed or are you sad? Sounds like your confused instead. Hope a little laugh can help you feel better.
• 14:55 @bjschnei Observation: I think that we need more sales girls in my office. ; )
• 15:26 Can anyone in the Netherlands suggest an advisor for small business services? I'd love to have an informal chat about starting a 1 man shop.
• 16:22 Saw a featured user who claimed to be "a follower of Christ," Makes me wonder what Twitter username does Jesus have. How many fol lowers? LOL
• 16:25 I am 65% addicted to Twitter su.pr/1b72Ly from the majestic @oatmeal
• 16:53 @phototropy Just be careful of BRI - bagel related injuries. The Wall Street Journals investigates bit.ly/8lIElz
• 16:56 @tassyPINK Wow! Makes me think, what will I do with the last bit of the first decade of this millenium. So much to do, so little time.
• 17:53 @RolyMo Fuuny to see where on the M27 you are jammed. It's cool to see that the geolocation works for Tweetie & some other 3rd party apps.
• 17:55 @gabemac Sharper Image!
• 17:59 Screw you guys, I'm going home! twitpic.com/rpz79
• 18:19 Dann! Leaving the office just past 6 and it's totally dark and the full moon is high in the sky. Winter nights are LOOOOONG!
• 18:24 @RolyMo #TweetDeck is great for reading geotagged tweets, but doesn't add location info on its tweets. New #Foursquare app does though. : )

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• 09:40 @thriveinlife I didn't know that you were a Chelsea fan too! I knew there were lots of things that I liked about you.
• 10:30 @thriveinlife I know someone who just got invited to football parties at my place! I've got quite the setup for watching games at home.
• 12:33 OK, I might have a bit of a gadget habit. I just ordered a two color moving laser with over 500 effects. Now all I need is sound FX. ; )
• 14:06 @RodSimmons Say hi to everyone in Phoenix for me mate! I'll be there to do it myself in person over Xmas. Safe travels.
• 20:39 Just installed the new TweetDeck version and I'm curious to see how accurate the geolocation of tweets is. Let's find out...
• 20:48 Looks like most of the tweets I get from my stream are n't geotagged at all. Shout out to @RolyMo for geotagging his tweets with Tweetie.

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• 01:29 I was a karaoke rockstar with my Johnny Cash. Apparently lesbians stuffed after Turkey Day celebrations love Ring of Fire.
• 02:10 I am seriously considering eating the last slice of pumpkin pie while everyone else is distracted by karaoke.

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• 17:04 Finally feeling a bit better. At least my voice has returned in time for our belated Thanksgiving celebrations. Time for turkey!!!!
• 19:28 WARNING! Food coma ahead! Thanksgiving dinner was fantastically yamtastic! Tryptophan trip is on its way. Hope I have room for pumpkin pie.
• 20:48 Definitely representing in the pumpkin pie Olympics. Just helped a friend finish hers, nicely topping off the two different slices I've had.

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• 08:29 @feintnate Amsterdam is a wonderful city and I am truly thankful to live here. If you ever want to visit again, just give me a shout.

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• 10:11 Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends round the world! Enjoy the parade, the feast, and most of all the friends & family you love.
• 10:15 @joeloleson I agree with you about the feature. Originally, RT meant "reference to" and not just a duplicate retweet from another user.
• 10:39 @thriveinlife Thanks for the Turkey Day wishes! I've got Wave hookups - DM me the email addresses & give thanks. *whispers* You're Welcome
• 10:45 @nicolegallow And we may someday elect a President who plays the sax. Oh wait, we did that already. Happy Thanksgiving anyway!
• 10:54 @feintnate As a 25+ year Valley vet, I'd say avoid Mesa & stick to Tempe, Scottsdale, or maybe Chandler. Tru st me, you'll be happy you did.

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• 01:18 Out walking Shizzle in the Redlight District and an alarm is blaring giving the lol drinker stage fright. Get down 2 business already!
• 11:26 @Rachael Question: How many hipsters does it take to order a PBR? Answer: It's an obscure number that you've probably never heard of.
• 12:27 Off to a meeting in Brussels and then hopefully back in time for evening meetings and Chelsea Champions League action tonight.
• 20:28 Damnit! No way that I'm making it home in time for kick off. My boss ditches me and I had to take the train home from Belgium. Lame!
• 22:01 @RodSimmons Made it home safe and entertained with my Zune. Check ninute.com for family computer rebuild weekend. It's big time saver.
• 22:41 Yes! Watching Man United lose at Old Trafford almost makes up for not being ab le makes up for not being able to watch Chelsea live.

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• 09:34 @MoLo_ You are so square -cubed! I ended up something retro cool that really suits me, The shiny Airstream Trailer: twitpic.com/qqfc8
• 09:41 As Turkey Day draws near in the States, here a little something to put you in the mood: bit.ly/3lsp4x You're welcome!
• 11:59 @thriveinlife You're welcome. Which I will end up singing to everyone today in a whitey R&B voice...
• 13:00 @JoeBaguley Wow! That looks aces mate. Definitely saves a huge amount of time over having to install apps I use those all by hand.
• 13:03 For all of those out there like me who serve as the IT department for friends ninite.com/ is brilliant for installing software!
• 13:17 A big shout out to my coworker who braved the elements to do the grocery shopping! Pardon me while I stuff myself with salad...
• 13:53 @jennalee I suppose now is a bad time to invite you to Google Wave. : P Are you going to be the new champion of Anti-Social Media?
• 14:26 @renn LOL, I thought jeez Renn, how much typing are you going to do. But now the answer is clear.
• 14:33 @Rachael I'm like Jell-o baby - first I cook, then I chill. Now time for $240 worth of pudding... bit.ly/ZefaY
• 16:39 @bjschnei Nice one! How do we get hooked up with one? I'll be in NYC next month (and at some bangus places!) and happy to support the site.
• 18:29 @ChrisAshley_PM I had the same thing too today. I dropped my ZuneHD and just hung there on the end of my headphones. Everything still intact
• 19:02 I think I just had a muppetgasm! RT @trixie360: Epic epic Muppet music video. Excellent use of Beaker. bit.ly/8Iw2Su (via @DMZilla)

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